(Seriously, we found this crazy book. Colonel Sassacre is for real!)
Happy Birthday Dave Strider!
TG: sweet man todays my bday
TG: hope my bros got me some cool presents
TG: man john thanks for the sweet xbox game
TG: thanks…for the book on psychology rose…
TG: oh ahhh….dog treats??? thanks…jade…
TG: fuck…bro…really? a smuppet…
TG: tavbro who the hell is eridan
AT: uHHH„„ dONT aSK„,
AT: uHH„, hERES mINE dAVE„,
TG: thanks bro
TG: oh dude umm… a sweater that looks like your horns…
AT: dAVE uHH„, tRY iT oN
TG: sure man
TG: this is… great tav… really man ill always wear it IRONICALLY
TG: time to get this off
AT: *tears*
TG: oh wait theres something else in the box
TG: …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hAc6rN1_yk
TG: every night tav and i turn off our swag
TG: tonight i snunk into his room and turned his back on
TG: this is gonna be funny
AT: „,
AT: uHH„, dAVE, wHY aM i cOVERED iN bI„,cHICKEN nUGGETS?
TG: lmao
